The story of how I directed a not-so-hostile takeover of The Garrigan Lyman Group digital agency with just a loud tie, a desk full of McDonald’s dipping sauces, and a dream.

Let’s see how my work matches up with Genesys’ values.

Will Ninety be able to resist my wiggety-wiggety wack (but in a good way) portfolio? As if!

C+C is a communications and behavior change agency that is all about the good. They need an associate creative director who knows that thunder is impressive but lightning does the work.

22Squared makes experiences that are impossible to ignore and they need a copywriter who can keep that impressive streak going. Am I up for it? Only one way to find out!

In an attempt to get a job with Headspace, I wrote a blog that I hoped would get their attention. Here’s what I was thinking.

I went deep undercover at Splunk to see what REALLY goes on behind closed doors.

Directive is the Customer Generation agency for tech companies that delivers results. Let’s give ‘em some results, shall we?

Syniverse is at the center of the connected world—and I want to connect with them. So here we go!

Headspace is a digital mental health platform that’s looking for their next Senior Copywriter. Sign me up!

This morning, Million Dollar Baby Co. didn’t have a values video. Well, I fixed that!

Amazon Sellers is looking for a content writer to write video scripts and eLearning content. So, I sent them a (metaphorical) bus to get their attention.

Parisleaf helps nonprofits get the mission fuel they need to, well, fuel their missions. Let’s lean into that fuel metaphor, shall we?

Here’s the metaphorical me hoping and wishing that Indigo Slate will give me another shot.

Refine Labs is looking for someone to sit in one of their Senior Copywriter chairs. Let’s see if I’m just right for the job.

MissionWired is wired to deliver groundbreaking results for mission-driven campaigns. Let’s break a little ground with them, shall we?

Is there a top-secret facility underneath the streets of Ballard where the Williams Helde agency holds secret meetings? I dunno, maybe.

WONGDOODY puts out this awesome thought leadership series. Maybe it’d make a good video?

Gaslighting Tombras into hiring me